Monday, March 18, 2013

How To Kill Caesar

If I were the leader behind the mission to kill Julius Caesar, my plot would go something like this. First, the group of people that has joined me to kill Caesar and I would treat Caesar as if nothing were going to happen to him. Then, we would get him to come to the senate house where he will be murdered. I would wait right before he was crowned to stab him in a lethal location on his body. While this happened, I would get my followers to detain Antony to prevent him from defending Caesar. After Caesar is dead, I would probably make a public speech to all the witnesses justifying the whole ordeal.

Monday, March 11, 2013

10 Lies About High School

1. You can always look up to any teacher.
2. "We support our football team."
3. "We are one."
4. School uniform policy will be enforced at all times.
5. Everything you learn will be useful to you later on.
6. Eating in class will not be allowed.
7. Our cafeteria meals are healthy and appetizing.
8. Pep Rallies encourage our football team.
9. Taking College Prep Courses is worth it.
10. "[Insert Due Date] NO exceptions."

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